Hurry, I’m lowering my standards faster than I can violate them!

[monkee]

Its a crazy blowout sale of hygiene/moral/personal or religious standards.

20 years older than me? Not a problem!
Morbidly(not just chubby) obese? Great!
Missing a few teeth? Who isn’t?
Sores and lesions? OK!
No job? You’re a free spirit baby!
Sit around all day watching TV? Broadening your horizons!
Schizophrenic/OCD/ just plane loco? I say crazy in the head crazy in the bed!
5 children from 6 guys? I know you’ll put out!
No social graces? Graces/smaces!
Sleep around? Hoo Raa
Never cook? Double Hoo Raa
Never clean? Awesome!
Break a sweet walking to the kitchen? Let me bring that big mac too you!
Ugly at a post? Beauty is only skin deep!
Use sex as a weapon? Gotta use what God gave you!

Reply soon before I start dating trolls.

[LMc1381]

Ha - this made me laugh. I know you posted a while ago, hope you aren't dating trolls... but whatever will make you happy.

[Jamie D]

ha ha lol.

[Beavertalk.com]

Dear Desperately seeking anything...don't lower your standards, the right person for you is out there...trolling for trolls in not an option!! Good luck.

[isaacdom]

Dear Desperately seeking anything...don't lower your standards, the right person for you is out there...trolling for trolls in not an option!! Good luck.

Haha! I agree.. I have found mine. you can too!

[pearlypriest]

hi,
really sit sown and think about what you want.